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Greek Yogurt Apple Galette

Greek Yogurt Apple Galette

When it comes to pies, I have to admit to being something of a picky eater. For many years, apple was the only sort of pie that appealed to me, followed distantly by the pumpkin pies that rolled out around October and were always found lacking. I remember trying pecan pie at a barbecue once, and saying, quite abruptly, NO, THANK YOU.

Of course, I’d heard tell about other, foreign pies… The idea of strawberry rhubarb was puzzling and vaguely nauseating, as people kept describing rhubarb as a sweet celery (true, but off-putting to those who have never tried it and now no longer wish to), and I was certain cherry pie could only taste like a chunky version of Tylenol cough syrup.

For reasons unknown to everyone, including myself, the first homemade pie I attempted was blueberry, though to date I had only ever had blueberry muffins. The crust was cardboard, the filling soupy and clumped with cornstarch, and was enjoyed (the term is used loosely) only drowned in a vat of french vanilla ice cream.

I vowed I would never again waste my time with pie making.

But when I rediscovered my love for baking, as someone who loves jammy, fruit-filled goodies lovingly enveloped in flaky pastry, I could only stay away so long. I did cookies. A cake or two. Biscuits, scones. A yeasty pastry, which was somehow much less intimidating than a pie crust. Then I got my feet wet, just a toe at a time. Crumbles, cobblers–easy peasy. Then I thought to myself, a little crust couldn’t hurt, it’ll be easy if you don’t have to stuff it into pie dish. So then I dabbled in hand-piesI love crust, I’m totally a crust gal, I told myself, but a little more filling wouldn’t be such a bad thing… Thus, we arrived at galettes.

And, honestly, I think I’m here to stay. You can get beautiful presentation and shapes with galettes, yet even the most rustic one will still look more appealing to me when compared to a painstakingly latticed crust. There is no worrying when the crust breaks, and you can use a minimal amount of flour when rolling because it doesn’t have to be perfect. They slice wonderfully, and can be made in a pan or free form. Sounds like a winner to me!

So we’ve come full circle to the pie-that-isn’t-a-pie, filled, naturally, with apples. It has a delightfully tart twist on a custardy accompaniment, with a healthy ladeling of streusel atop it, which I think you’ll find very satisfactory updates to the scrumptious standard that is apple pie. If you truly want to gild the lily, a deeply flavored buttermilk caramel sauce will accompany it nicely.

Greek Yogurt Apple Galette
crust & caramel adapted from smittenkitchen

Serves 4 generously, or 8 in standard wedges

The dairy in this crust need not be full fat, although that will be lovely and rich, and you can certainly use yogurt, sour cream, or even ricotta cheese.  As for the greek yogurt in the filling, sour cream would of course be delicious. If you prefer your apple pie filling to be jammy, try roasting the cut apples at 375 degrees for 10 minutes prior to mixing with the yogurt filling.

Crust:
1 1/4 cups (160 grams) all-purpose flour
1/2 tsp table salt
1 1/2 tsp granulated sugar
Zest of half a lemon
8 tbsp (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, cut into pieces
1/4 cup greek yogurt
3 to 4 tbsp cold water

Glaze
1 egg yolk beaten with 1 tsp water
1 tsp raw/coarse sugar for sprinkling (more as needed)

Whisk the flour, salt, sugar and zest together in the bottom of a large bowl.

Work butter into flour with fingertips, fork or pastry blender until the consistency is “coarse meal.” No clumps bigger than tiny peas, but don’t overwork the butter or you’ll lose the light, flakiness in the crust.

In a separate small bowl, stir together yogurt and 3 tablespoons. Pour into coarse butter mixture. Stir together with a spoon or spatula until mostly formed together. Add the extra table spoon of water if your dough is really refusing to come together. Then use your hands to knead the mixture into a rough ball.

Wrap in plastic and flatten into a disc to chill in the fridge for 1 hour, up to 48 hours. If in a rush, freeze for 15-30 minutes instead.

Make your filling (recipe below).

Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. On a floured counter (or large piece of parchment paper), roll the dough into as best a round shape as you can, roughly 14 inches across. I find it easiest to roll dough out on parchment paper (it will slip; just be slow and patient) and simply transfer the parchment paper onto a baking tray.

Carefully spread filling in the center. This is a wet filling, so you’ll want to be mindful of the yogurt mixture spreading to the edge– just spoon the apples in for now. Fold the edges over the filling, making sure to crimp or pleat the edges so it forms a neat crust.

In a small bowl, whisk together egg yolk and water, and brush over the crust. Sprinkle with the raw/coarse sugar.

Bake galette for 20 minutes. Remove from the oven and sprinkle crumb topping (recipe below) on pie. Do not be alarmed if it seems to be soaked up by a still-wet custard filling. Return to the oven for another 10 minutes, or until golden brown. After removing from oven, let stand for 5 minutes before serving.

Custard filling:
1 egg
1 cup sour cream
1 tsp vanilla
2 tbsp flour (or cornstarch)
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 tsp nutmeg
Pinch cinnamon
3 cups peeled, chopped apples

In a medium-sized bowl, beat egg, vanilla, and sour cream together. Stir in sugar, flour, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Gently fold in the apples.

Crumb topping:
2 tbsp + 2 tsp flour
2 tbsp + 2 tsp cup sugar
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground ginger
Pinch salt
1 tbsp butter

In a small bowl, combine all dry ingredients. Cut in the butter with fingertips, fork, or pastry blender until crumbly (fingertips are generally easiest for such a small amount, I find). Sprinkle crumb topping over pie.

Caramel sauce: (you will have extra)
2/3 cup granulated sugar
2/3 cup  buttermilk
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp bourbon or whiskey
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 tsp fine sea salt

In a heavy, medium-sized saucepan pour sugar in a level layer, then set on medium heat. Avoid excessive stirring, but be sure to move chunks around if needed to ensure even melting. Once melted, stir continuously until sugar is amber in color.

Turn off heat and immediately add butter, being mindful of any spitting or hissing. Pour in buttermilk.

Cool caramel for a bit, then stir in bourbon, vanilla, and salt.

Store caramel sauce up to 1 week in fridge. Can be returned to pouring consistency with a bit of warming. Do not leave out for longer than a few hours, or risk spoilage.

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Gluten Free Gobi Manchurian

Gobi manchurian ain’t pretty but it sure is delish! #cauliflower #vegan#indian

I’ve never written a recipe for someone else to decipher, so totes do ask if you have questions!

CAULIFLOWER BATTER
Roughly 16 medium cauliflower florets (if cutting down to size, think the length of a lemon standing on its tip, and about half that in width)
5 tbsp all-purpose flour (buckwheat works all right for gluten-free options, but extra salt was requested)
3 tbsp cornstarch
Salt to taste
Black pepper to taste
¼ cup water, and additional tablespoons as necessary

1. Mix dry ingredients in a medium mixing bowl.
2. Mix in ¼ cup water.
3. Add water one tablespoon at a time until the consistency of the batter is a bit looser than pancake batter. Your whisk should still meet a little resistance when stirring, but too-thick batter will result in leathery cauliflower once fried.
4. Dip cauliflower florets in batter and fry in wok/deep fryer until golden brown, about 5 minutes. Don’t worry if uneven browning occurs, just wait until the spots look uniformly distributed. You want the coating to be crispy at the edges, and the cauliflower to be nicely steamed inside.
5. Lay fried florets on a paper towel-lined plate or tray to absorb excess oil.

MANCHURIAN SAUCE
1 tbsp oil or enough to coat the bottom of a medium sauce or casserole pan
½ medium red onion, chopped finely
1 tbsp finely minced garlic
1 tsp finely minced green chilis (can increase or decrease to taste, for level of spice)
2 tsp finely minced ginger
2 tbsp red chili sauce
4 tbsp soy sauce
2-4 tbsp any combination of ketchup and tomato chili sauce, such as Maggi
3-4 tbsp honey
2 tbsp white vinegar
1-2 tbsp cornstarch
¼ cup water or stock of choice (vegetarian or meat)

1. Heat oil in pan on medium heat.
2. Add onions, cook for about 1 minute. (I am lazy so I add everything at once)
3. Add garlic, green chili, and ginger, and sauté until the onions are brown. If the garlic starts to brown first, jump to the next step.
4. Stir in red chili sauce, soy sauce, ketchup, honey, and vinegar. Cook until the mixture bubbles and the oil separates, stirring occasionally to prevent sticking (about 2-3 minutes).
5. Add the cornstarch and water or stock, and cook until thoroughly absorbed.

At this point, you’ll want to remove it from heat and dip a “tester” floret in the sauce to decide if it needs any adjustments. To adjust heat or sweetness or loosen sauce, stir in any combination of the chili/soy/ketchup/honey/vinegar on low heat until desired thinness/flavor is achieved. You can stir in up to one more tablespoon of cornstarch to thicken it.

Once the sauce and fried florets are finished, toss florets with the Manchurian sauce and serve heaped on a plate if you’re lazy like me, or garnish with chopped green onions and serve with toothpicks in each individual florets if you’re schmancy.

I’ve tried frying the florets first and setting aside, as well as preparing the sauce first and setting aside. It’s easiest to work with the sauce when it’s still hot, so I recommend you fry first if possible, or at least reheat the sauce when tossing. No matter what you do, only the most thickly battered parts retain their crunch in the sauce, but I think that’s the tastiest part. I’ve only tried making it four hours in advance of when I needed it, but it was devoured even when cold! I’m sure reheating on the stove would be fine, though. I keep wanting to experiment with adding an egg or egg white to the batter, swapping in some balsamic vinegar, or trying broccoli instead of cauliflower, so there are some ideas if you are feeling crafty!